Old Joke

[Monty Cantsin]

1st Circumlocutionist:

I have in my possession an animal belonging to
the family Canidae, and it appears that he does not possess any
extra-facial olfactory organs.

2nd Circumlocutionist:

Could you therefore impart to me such knowledge as
may be necessary to describe how that animal circumvents the problem
of satisfying his olfactory sensess?

1st Circumlocutionist:

Unfortunately the non-ambiguity of your enquiry does
not easily permit me to provide a clever answer, but I am in fact
thinking of referring the animal to an olfactologist. However, the
animal does have a fairly unpleasant body odour, should you be
interested.

[Medalion Man]

I PREDICT DARIUS, I PREDICT DARIUS

[oxyGEN Tent]

a well-earned 7.3/10

[Andy]

Is this a confession?

[Lyons]

A young lady see's a little wrinkly old man smiling over to her as he's frantically mowing his lawn outside his house.

"Good day to you madam! Would you like me to mow your lawn later too?"

"Wow you're still really active, look at the speed you're going!" replied the girl, "I hope I'm still as active as you when I get to your age. What's your secret? vitamins? exercise? healthy eating?"

"Nooo, I smoke 3 packs a day, drink 12 pints a night and eat all kinds of fatty foods."

"Wow thats amazing." she replies open mouthed as he zooms around his garden, "How old are you?"

"I'll be 30 next year"

[Andy]

You shouldn't make jokes about Kearnsy!