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Postby kearnsy on Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:15 am

this c**t tonight had me at the end of my tether

sitting in some pub in west derby, and some fucking (excuse my language) cockney smarmy twat (no offence chaps) who's head was so far up his own arse with his business idea i just wanted to chin him to shut him the fuck up talking about himself

his idea is to introduce something called a bread debit card into the north west, it's a long story but hte way he put it across to me was it's for the peasants, well that's it, i hit the fucking roof, to cut a long story short i called him a cunt, and his mate turned round and said listen thats my mate you're calling a cunt i said listen mate i dont give a fuck he's a fuckin cunt making money of the poor with an attitude like he's got his morals are all wrong

anyway so i follwed them out the pub and they closed the electric gate on me ha ha

arrh i tell you waht though i#m fuming just from his stuck up attitude

fuckin bread card my arse

hey listen up peasants of liverpool donbt fall for this cunts ploy go with the provvy instead

arrh fuck this lark i'm gettin me head down

seriously though don't give this cunt a penny
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Postby Boydy on Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:20 am

Calm down Kearnsey lad

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Postby kearnsy on Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:26 am

anger ris in atth bollocks to drunk to tpe
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Postby SmellyTrabs on Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:54 am

Anger is a gift Kearnsy, the bloke sounds life a complete scumfuck.

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Postby kearnsy on Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:04 am

urrgh me 'ed
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Postby beagletron on Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:06 am

i have no doun=bt he was a smarmy mofo but that bread card is like a pre paid one that people with no credit can use to buy things on line or over the phone from companies that only take visa or mastercards i think. the worst thing i ever saw was the vanquis credit card which charged interest at 49.9% and you could basically only have one if you were on benefits. i keep my money (£1.50) under my matress.

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Postby sky saxon on Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:17 am

Maybe just one for Sayers?
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Postby molyneux on Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:28 am

Kearnsy, I think you’ve just broke the Gigwise record of the amount of times the word Cunt has been used in one thread!!! hahahaha

By the way, you are right, he does sound like a cunt

Good on ye mate, keep it up, ye legend
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Postby salmo on Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:50 am

What about a prostitution loyaly card? Already got a name for it:


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Postby molyneux on Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:07 pm

hahahahahahaha, brilliant


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Postby BimboLimboSpam on Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:57 pm

Obviously not all cockneys are the same, but you don't meet many people from elsewhere who like to tell their business to the entire room and boast. I met a couple and within two minutes they were telling me about all the holidays they'd been on and EXACTLY how much they'd spent on each one - in the tens of thousands. The next time I met them they were holding court in a pub and telling everyone they'd been to a restaurant last night and the lobster was overcooked - what a tragedy.

Kearnsy you win today's cunt hat.
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Postby mrbeef on Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:54 pm

Sadly I agree - there's seldom a worse cunt than a London cunt
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Postby linda on Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:08 pm

:(:(

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Postby chockablock on Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:13 pm

not in that way linda
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Postby Monty Cantsin on Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:19 pm

haha
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