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Spring No Chicken · by **Spring No Chicken** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:47 pm

I'm not messing right? I moved into this flat a few months ago....dead old, gorgeous, not luxury life style,all original features an' shit an' am dead happy here. But in the past few days I've noticed a doggy smell. No pets in building. Original floor boards...dead old some done, some need doing. But today I noticed - on me window sill (again, old wood) and on me gorgeous new couch a few creepy crawlies. Like lice but not, if you get me? Hardly moving then moved when poked and prodded. Shit like that makes me go a bit weird. So I've washed everything and gone a bit mad cleaning but....what are they? Shed any light anyone? Me mate reckons they are sommat to do with the wood. What can I do to cleanse myself of these evil creatures? If indeed, cleansing is possible. Maybe I have to move. (as you can imagine I'm itching all over at the very thought but that could be liver damage)

Andy · by **Andy** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:50 pm

Take picture, upload to photobucket and link!

Heartbleed · by **Heartbleed** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:51 pm

What size are they? Get googling

Spring No Chicken · by **Spring No Chicken** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:55 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Andy
 Take picture, upload to photobucket and link!
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Fuckin' hell....you're talking to me. I was on the phone for five hours yesterday just taking instructions on how to set up me new phone. I had the wrong sim card in the wrong phone for an hour an' a half but kept arguing with the fella that I had done exactly what he said.

Heartbleed · by **Heartbleed** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:04 pm

Take a picture with your phone, plug into computer and go to tinypics use option to upload from phone, then copy link at side for forums then go to reply to post. click the wee pic icon and paste link between wee doodahs that appear.

Are they similar in build to eariwigs?

oxyGEN Tent · by **oxyGEN Tent** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:05 pm

do they look like owt of these?

Spring No Chicken · by **Spring No Chicken** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:12 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by oxyGEN Tent
 do they look like owt of these?

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hahahahaha! That's the best laugh Ive had in ages. Jesus Christ. You've frightened the friggin' shite out of me! Of course they don't! I've haven't got a sodden microscope handy have I?
hahahaha! I've got me naked eye and me naked eye only, you daft get.

Right....I'll pull meself together an' stop laughing....(it's really hard though...)

They are very tiny little round hard back type creatures which barely seem to move. Then when you touch them they move dead, dead slow but are clearly living. Round. No anteanea (soz but I'm traumatised by them pictures) legs underneath their round little hard bodies. Like something that would fall off a tree. A tiny seed or something. Right....I'll prepare meself for that fuckin' monstorous sight you just posted. I think I know you!!!!

Spring No Chicken · by **Spring No Chicken** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:20 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Heartbleed
 Take a picture with your phone, plug into computer and go to tinypics use option to upload from phone, then copy link at side for forums then go to reply to post. click the wee pic icon and paste link between wee doodahs that appear.

Are they similar in build to eariwigs?
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No they aren't. And to be honest I don't think - unless I've got a sodding magnifyer on me new phone (quite possibly - I have absolutely no idea wtf it can do)- they would register they are so tiny. maybe I'm just a pyar meff?

Chockamockamoobalicious · by **Chockamockamoobalicious** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:27 pm

silverfish?

Lyons · by **Lyons** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:28 pm

If you're renting, tell your landlord. If not, hire Rentakill!

kearnsy · by **kearnsy** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:05 pm

i wonder if people from rentakill when they die do they start work for rentaghost?

Spring No Chicken · by **Spring No Chicken** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:18 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Chockamockamoobalicious
 silverfish?
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No. I've seen bloody silver fish. They're silver and the look a bit fish like and they move dead quick...like fish. These are dead small like tiny, tiny round seeds that hardly move. Then you realise they're capable of moving. Then you shit yourself. Well I did.
I'm renting. Gonna call landlord tomoz.

oxyGEN Tent · by **oxyGEN Tent** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:48 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Spring No Chicken
 
hahahahaha! That's the best laugh Ive had in ages. Jesus Christ. You've frightened the friggin' shite out of me! Of course they don't! I've haven't got a sodden microscope handy have I?
hahahaha! I've got me naked eye and me naked eye only, you daft get.

Right....I'll pull meself together an' stop laughing....(it's really hard though...)

They are very tiny little round hard back type creatures which barely seem to move. Then when you touch them they move dead, dead slow but are clearly living. Round. No anteanea (soz but I'm traumatised by them pictures) legs underneath their round little hard bodies. Like something that would fall off a tree. A tiny seed or something. Right....I'll prepare meself for that fuckin' monstorous sight you just posted. I think I know you!!!!
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is that a threat [:0]

?

Spring No Chicken · by **Spring No Chicken** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:52 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by oxyGEN Tent
 <blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Spring No Chicken
 
hahahahaha! That's the best laugh Ive had in ages. Jesus Christ. You've frightened the friggin' shite out of me! Of course they don't! I've haven't got a sodden microscope handy have I?
hahahaha! I've got me naked eye and me naked eye only, you daft get.

Right....I'll pull meself together an' stop laughing....(it's really hard though...)

They are very tiny little round hard back type creatures which barely seem to move. Then when you touch them they move dead, dead slow but are clearly living. Round. No anteanea (soz but I'm traumatised by them pictures) legs underneath their round little hard bodies. Like something that would fall off a tree. A tiny seed or something. Right....I'll prepare meself for that fuckin' monstorous sight you just posted. I think I know you!!!!
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is that a threat [:0]

?
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Not at all. Your pics made me laugh cause they were entirely insensative and scary and funny. I know lots of people like that. That is all.

oxyGEN Tent · by **oxyGEN Tent** on Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:55 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Spring No Chicken
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Not at all. Your pics made me laugh cause they were entirely insensative and scary and funny. I know lots of people like that. That is all.
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maybe you DO know me then!

sorry for causing fear/amusement, t'was a genuine attempt t figure out whats eating yr couch!

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