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Guns N' Roses - 'Chinese Democracy' (Polydor) Released 24/11/08

It certainly causes a stir...

  • by Greg Rose
  • Saturday, November 22, 2008
  • filed in: Metal
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With most of the world expecting an overblown ego trip and the rest past caring, countless years and line-up changes later, Guns N' Roses' ‘Chinese Democracy’ finally arrives. Anything other than a complete disaster has to be heralded as a triumph for Axl Rose – and he just about manages it.

The fact that it has been completed at all is quite remarkable considering the amount of legal wrangling and false starts that have hampered the record. But there is little point if it is not worth listening too. Of course, it isn't ‘Appetite For Destruction’. There are unsubtle nods to the band's early behemoth, but the rapid recklessness of their 1987 debut is not relevant decades on. Also, without the original Guns – especially the fluent excesses of Slash's solos - it feels the new players are imitating rather than innovating. 

It is difficult to capture the same breakneck speed though when 12 of the 14 songs insist on straining themselves far past the four minute mark. Epic tracks are created not through length and pomp but with purposeful progression. Rather than build from playful or solemn beginnings into staggering finales such as on the likes of ‘Paradise City’ and ‘November Rain’, ‘Better’ and ‘I.R.S’ begin rugged and workmanlike and maintain their pace.

There is variety though, especially in the instrumentation that seeps from the seams of ‘There Was A Time’ and ‘If The World’. Axl's much-documented desire for grandeur amongst the grit of Guns N Roses is partially satisfied, with the songs satiated with pianos, strings and computer effects. These do add an extra dimension compared to the throwaway tosh of ‘Riad N' the Bedouins’, but extinguish any possibilities of spontaneity - it sounds planned within an inch of its life.

‘Scraped’ is almost a Muse song, its warped fret wizardry melding with paranoid intensity, and is strangely exhilarating. The military sobriety of ‘Madagascar’, morphing into sampling of Martin Luther King Jr, is another departure, an attempt at a meaningful moment that comes across over-thought and undercooked. However, despite there being few stand-out moments, ‘Chinese Democracy’ is saved by the very reason it isn't better - it's creator.

Axl's lyrics are as insipid as ever but somehow match the idle anger that festers in his finest flashes. He labours over slow songs, seemingly still aching over Stephanie Seymour and everybody else he has crossed in the mess of his middle years. He screeches his distinctive wail in the harder numbers and rubs his mark over every inch of the record. It's loud and abrasive, then slumps into brooding fits of melodrama. It's ambitious but doesn't seem to be going anywhere. It flirts with brilliance but flits it away in gluttony and overexertion. Above all, it certainly causes a stir, but since when did Guns N' Roses need an album to do that?

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  • Fuck you...you are probably a faggot listening to britney spears. AXL is the greates genius and the only true rocker alive. If I get to meet you (the faggot who gave 4 starts to the album i would kick your as

    ~ by pol 11/22/2008

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  • Haha at that pol kid, what a tool.

    ~ by Me 11/22/2008

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  • Shave the mullet kid. that said I'm liking the album more than I thought I would.

    ~ by blah 11/22/2008

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  • Hey pol - i will gather the frog chorus and we shall sing at your home untill xmas morning you big bully. And didn't he give it 3 stars not 4. I might be able to help you with some maths lessons

    ~ by Roger the frog dodger 11/22/2008

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  • axel rose is such a douche bag... ha ha he has corn rolls.

    ~ by cornrolls 11/22/2008

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  • i think it could compare with the best thats out there at the mo easy this music cant be heard any were else at the mo

    ~ by ds 11/22/2008

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    • you can't hear it anywhere else because no-one else wants to associate themselves with such turd.

      ~ by hangingoutoffifteenstoreywindows 11/23/2008

  • AXL ROSE IS A LEGEND!!! THe people of the world are fucking stupid!! This record is a MUST HAVE!! It should already have sold 20million copies

    ~ by AARON FROM AUSTRALIA......I LOVE KISS 11/24/2008

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  • Yo all idiots, that a masterpiece take music apreciation classes and learn about music cause whoever said the album is bad does not know shit about music Axel is Amazing and the Album is Great

    ~ by Suchel 11/26/2008

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  • its corn rows asshole!

    ~ by byrtis 11/28/2008

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  • ''axel rose is such a douche bag... ha ha he has corn rolls.'' haha you're so fuckin' douchebag, go to kill yourself. oh, next time you could try to write his name correctly, douchebag.

    ~ by JustMe 11/28/2008

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  • The ablum takes atleast 4-5 listen before you realise what a total genius axl is! lets face it all you so called review peole where always going to slate the album becuase of the time it took to make! well wake up and sniff the coffee bungholes jesus you really are muppets

    ~ by Jay 11/30/2008

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    • Nah, it's just a bit shit. He's faffed on for two many years. Lost interest in that band now.

      ~ by Polly 12/4/2008

  • cornrolls??!! really? you are a douche. and sooo white. it's CORN ROWS!!

    ~ by whatever 12/4/2008

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  • Everyone is entitled to their opinion... Mine happens to be that this album is WAY over the heads of most people who want simple, no brains rquired pop music... Let them have their Britney and bands like Fall Out Boy... I prefer music like Chinese Democracy; intense, honest, raw, sincere and complex rock and roll... Also I am a lot younger than Axl Rose, but that man drives me wild and in my opinion is one of the sexiest men ever...

    ~ by Lola 12/6/2008

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  • he is true man ... being talented is not everything. axl should hav got d old band members. some songs in d albm sound fake i mean not like earlier ones.. man m so disappointed

    ~ by SALIM 12/11/2008

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  • O.k, listen here. Axl Rose pwns.....Michael jackson is awesome, and Britney spears is cool.

    ~ by Atari Mitsuku 12/14/2008

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